• ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    292 years ago

    “Anyway, if it wasn’t for the left-wing wokerati these schools would all be fine. There would be no crumbling concrete if it wasn’t for pronouns and unisex toilets.

    “But no, I have not yet been able to draw a credible link between culture war issues and the crumbling schools, but we will find one, I promise you. And when we do, you’ll never hear the end of it.”

    The problem is clearly wokrete not being able to decide if it identifies as they/them or it.

      • AlwaysNowNeverNotMe
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        122 years ago

        The USA was founded by people who already understood satire, that’s why there’s so much in our constitution.

        • @merridew@feddit.ukOP
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          52 years ago

          Everyone knows the Mayflower was principally full of devout satirists who wanted to break with English satirists, who were forcing them to satirise in private because their satire was considered too extreme.

  • @Syldon@feddit.uk
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    102 years ago

    It is the fault of the illegal migrants coming in from the channel. The vibrations from the boats are destroying our schools.

    • huf [he/him]
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      82 years ago

      british houses need a very high amount of background hitler particle radiation to stay together, diluting the gammon stock with immigrants puts EVERY building in peril!