That’s a cool website. Bookmarked!

I was expecting this to be published in the middle eastern eye or something like that. The independent? Wowsers!

Someone needs to relink the WhatsApp thread with him harassing that poor intern to show what fresh cunt he is. Very surprised he wasn’t sacked on the spot at the time.

I mean I love your confidence 😜, but parties like Labour and the Tories are too broad a churches to make that sweeping generalisation.

I think this will fizzle out and go nowhere but: should this split the red vote who stands to gain? Tories (they’ve a long way to go to win back trust ), Lib Dems (something about Student Loans making them the only party in living history to have reneged on a manifesto promise), SNP (possibly in Scotland they could be back), Greens (they’re too right wing for Corbyn’s followers 😆)… That leaves: Reform. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

I actually think a hung parliament under those circumstances. Great for confidence in the country.

Too late, a bill is going through parliament right now. By the end of the week you’ll be proscribed by the UK government.

I mean that chap in the thumbnail is clearly not paying attention to the road. Send him down!

Ahh. I see my mistake now.

Wait I’m so confused with this story. Is she innocent or guilty?

They tried to sell me on religion in school, I thought it was a load of rubbish - I remember telling the priest exactly that when I was 11 and he wanted me to do my Holy Communion.

The priest probably wanted to fuck you in the arse - you dodged a bullet. Well done your young self!

Yes too many worlocks and witches for my liking…

He’s a little old for that isn’t he?

Who could have seen this coming when those laws were introduced!

Ironically the Labour party when they were in opposition 😐

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What’s in the bag?

TIL 🙏

As a ham I have a licence with them.

What’s this about? Or are you telling porkies?

I was thinking the US 😂. But now you come to mention it…

I think we all know the other “U” isn’t going to allow this.

Marijuana cigarettes… reefers.