Bookie: I like the wrong horse on the cheap.

Kardashian: I like botox and white teeth.

Librarian: I like long docs on the microfiche.

Oh man that got me. Thanks.

Man, if karma was real. It would be pretty sick. But it don’t, and the proof is… Points at everything. When the billionaires gonna get theirs?

We gotta start somewhere

I got that. I’m just goofing around.

I’m just goofing. But thanks

I am also ogre scale compared to most humans. I’d like to be tiny for a bit. Wonder how it would change my mentality and view towards the world

If you were tiny, there is less food scarcity.

You pay rent. But like a jester.

Yeah for sure. But poop dripping from your pocket is a sign that you’d be a good partner to other giants. As they can see how caring you are. So you may never find love. Also if your wearing a backpack the whole time, every one will always think you are just about to leave.

Giant is friend. But you still have spats on occasion

You are just as intelligent as you are now, the other is equally so.

You gotta poop somehow, giant likes to keep a clean pocket. Pocket has no hole at the bottom.

Scale is mouse to human.

You are both humanoid

Yes vulnerable. Be careful

There is a community you haven’t ventured too far looking for more.

IQ matches.

Iron giant is the vibe

More like spider or t-rex

You have no idea how many blunts these long ass fingers can hold at once.

Oh that’s what I meant. Guess there was a typo and people got carried away. How DO you deal with leftists leftover fat?

I keep telling them to eat less calories. But I donno, they get sweaty and I gotta keep wiping them down with paper towels.

How about whacky waving inflatable finger flailing tube men?

Oh shit. This guy bats

Yeah and your finger extensions can be given to people with tiny hands. Or those that chose tiny arms.

Would be cool if the fingers were longer but also had more knuckles, so they kinda turn into tails or snakes. Then you could just coil em up when your not using them