Yeah, I just had to search for this because I thought, I missed that too!

I don’t understand the language used in this article. It skirts around the details, which are obviously, “tell the user to run a command and hope they do it”, and it talks about a “hardcoded BAT file”. Wat.

A few years ago I played a game called Spelltower, but it stopped working. I also played about 15 minutes of Carmageddon before losing interest one time.

Haven’t played a game on my phone since, though. I think it’s a frustrating experience trying to play anything on a device like a phone.

git() {
  if [ "$1" = "cd" ]; then
    shift
    cd "./$(command git rev-parse --show-cdup)$*"
  else
    command git "$@"
  fi
}

This lets you run git cd to go to the root of your repo, or git cd foo/bar to go to a path relative to that root. You can’t do it as an alias because it’s conditional, and you can’t do it as a git-cd command because that wouldn’t affect the current shell.

I’d remove the size constraint on darts, so you could choose to use a lawn dart on your last turn, for example, to score 6352 points.

Is that an iOS app? I’ve searched and found references to “control center” for multiple OS. I have no idea what phone or OS is shown in the picture and can’t guess by the comments, because I don’t know how many meta levels of snark are involved!

git () { if [ "$1" = "cd" ] then shift cd "./$(command git rev-parse --show-cdup)$*" else command git "$@" fi }

Guarantee it’ll be called FloorPlanFinalCopy2.ppt and will be for the company’s previous office.

Every bad connection in the year 3453 still sounds like analogue static. Every dodgy video connection from a FTL spaceship gets VHS tracking lines as it breaks down.

Aliens connect their nanoprobes to your the main character’s PC and download the Internet so they can judge humanity.

Even if they had magic tech to do this, they’re still constrained by the MC’s shitty 10Mbit DSL. Somehow they can download everything humanity has ever done in 5 seconds, and all while pictures of it are showing up on the monitor for no good reason.

My partner has the same name as her mother.

I’ll be your data point on the other side of the record: Tailwind is the worst thing to happen to the web.

you have an animated tattoo?

You could definitely kill a villain with my laptop, if you fired it with sufficient force from a cannon.

If you click “Why am I seeing this?” does it just say, “America”?

I have no problem with using Gnome. It stays out of my way and Things Just Work for the most part as 99% of what I do is in a browser or a terminal anyway.

Stand by while I work out what 65% of 100 is.

Have techbros just invented the modem?

The big reveal comes when you realise the paths are in fact, relative.