Yes, it’s a strategy to make low frequency events seem like major problems

I think they mean: how is you looking at my naked body and face MY problem?

“Bitch I said”

Is this something you know from living in Gaza, or something you’re repeating that you saw online?

Let’s see Paul Allen’s distro

Stock

Hey, it worked last election, right?

It’s so true: thank you internet person for letting me know that skin color and gender can be used to determine what every person’s life has been like. Enough of this “treating people like individuals rather than stereotypes” nonsense!

By the way: what makes you think I’m either white or male?

Trump is not the problem. Trump didn’t make Duterte happen, or Orban, or Meloni, or Brexit, or Putin, or Bibi, or le Pen or any of the others. He’s a symptom of a dying world

Is that the groups that hates white people and men, or the one that hates black people and women?

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

I have a subscription to natural gas I really get a lot out of

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I haven’t, since boomers are all much older than me, but it sounds like you get fucked by boomers a lot: would you recommend it?

Pictures under glass: literally the only affordance anyone has now for device interaction