Bong in one hand, weed vape in the other, a can of Pepsi on the coffee table, and Suicidal Tendencies on my stereo. ST doesn’t make the most out of my two subwoofers but they compliment the Pepsi quite a lot.

Pickled beets. They’re good until you forget you ate them

Need a lot more Pinochet helicopter tours.

Knowledge Fight

Trailer Park Boys Park After Dark

The Daily Zeitgeist

Stuff They Don’t Want You To Know

Last Podcast on the Left

True Crime Garage

Behind the Bastards

It Could Happen Here

The Best of Coast to Coast AM

StarTalk Radio

Really? no, Really?

Stone Cold Steve Austin has one too if wrasslin’ is your thing. He did an amazing episode about a woodpecker I can’t seem to find anymore. Everything else is just talking shop about the biz.

These are all still active podcasts as far as I can tell. The first four are probably my favorite of the bunch. I’ve listened to podcasts for close to 40 hours a week some weeks. Sometimes I get the urge to look up what the people I’ve listened to for hundreds of hours look like. Just to see how close my imagination is to reality. Never acted on it but it is an itch I want to scratch.

I bought a smart watch and found it collecting dust. My new job is strongly against being on your phone while at work. Nothing against earbuds and a watch however. Now it takes me twice as long to send a text via my watch.

I have a problem with the character’s animation framerate. I want to like the game but can’t look past that.

I won’t disagree but I was under the impression the guy wrote at least 4 other Slaughterhouse books. With a title like Slaughterhouse I believed the book series was packed to the gills with blood and guts.

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut. Grew up seeing it on the bookshelf and thought it was a horror book. Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre in book form.

Sometimes I screenshot and crop a picture I want to save if there is no alternative to saving it as a .webp

Counterpoint: I haven’t ever plugged my phone in to charge. The USB C port is now full of lint and crud. It definitely wouldn’t work for headphones with an adapter. A headphone jack would still work if I had one. If it didn’t work a toothpick could clean it out. I have a stylus inside my phone instead which I use once every few months.

What I’m trying to say is that I don’t think phones should have any ports. A micro SD card spot next to the SIM card inside is everything necessary. Wireless charging doesn’t require you to hold the phone and cable at the right angle for the charging to happen. Just drop it on the charger and forget about it. Hell, they build wireless chargers into couches and tables now. I have a portable speaker that does wireless charging. That’s true wireless charging. I could charge my phone in a hurricane.

I know this is unpopular opinion but using the charging port for anything but charging or the occasional data transfer is unnecessary wear. I could never deal with “hold the charge cable at juuust the right angle” again. It starts going bad and you get to see it getting worse until you can’t trust it charging and you buy the new phone you’ve been thinking about for months now. The USB C port in my phone is where I keep my collection of pocket detritus and I wouldn’t miss it if it was gone.

Pit Viper glasses. Gas station boner pills to wear on your face.

I’m fingerprint banned from reddit now. I worked tooth and nail making thousands of frivolous reports via browser after the API thing. If I’m not mistaken mods used 3rd party apps to help with moderation. I figured I’d make being king of shit mountain a little more of a headache since those tools were out too.

I’ll peek in on reddit every once in a while. I clearly don’t have an account there so the front page garbage is what shows up. It feels like the internet version of walking down a coast with a beached whale carcass rotting on it. Once majestic, the bloated carrion now serves as a feeding ground for vultures and bottom feeders. The smell is awful. The beach volleyball area is clearly full of bots who have no sense of smell. The beachgoers there for a day at the beach either don’t realize or don’t care that their beach is littered with poop all over in the sand.

Start asking for bills then. No point in asking for dimes or nickels.

Rime of the Ancient Mariner

Does anyone else remember the zero-player game Progress Quest?

Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.

I thought best buy was out of business.

Don’t forget Biebian

Does it count if nobody knows the words?

Not everyone has marine training