You could probably make a small Arch install, add LibreOffice and something either like the GNOME browser or Firefox. What people using ChromeOS want is something light (for cheaping out on hardware to schools), and basically just a way to access a browser. Plus, something something permissions. ChromeOS is marketed towards enterprise, like education. Just need the bare minimum to get on the 'net, and no more.

Magyar?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sector_light

It’s really good! Thanks! Might use it as my alarm, actually! :-)

You could run Tiny Core off a brick.

Could you please share it?

Quite young. It’s my third language, but I must’ve been under five when I learned it.

My inner monologue is almost pictographic. So, first, if I think “that rabbit is big”, I think “rabbit with arrow to it, highlighting its size”. Then, when I want to do more complex things, it’s translated into a random language, and has said operations done on it.