They came around

My trick is to sit in a pot and slowly bring it to a boil

Yep

I believe in doing good, as opposed to bad

More like a finger chastity belt. They do make finger condoms though, I don’t remember what they’re for

That’s a fair and valid point

Turns out metaphors aren’t literal. Good shower thought though

Ew, no. I don’t use my hair as a filter. Saliva smells gross when it dries, I can’t imagine hair with dried spit smells good. I don’t understand what you mean when you say you can’t push it back, I literally just push my hair to either side of my face so it doesn’t go in my mouth when I eat. I can’t imagine a hair type that’s impossible to avoid chewing on.

Every narcissist is an asshole, but not every asshole is a narcissist

THC isn’t water soluble, so the only THC would be in the ashes that collect, and it wouldn’t be much

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It’s not tea my guy

Nope, it’s water that smoke and ashes passed through

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God dammit

“why would you comment on social media?”

What the fuck is your problem dude

Justice

Following the nerve pathway, you might be onto something

Log

I think trying to paint an asshole as “an asshole, but not explicitly racist” is a waste of time and energy

Ironically, PO also means to take orally, which is 100% effective