We walk around with a little rectangle in our pocket that gives us access to the sum total of human knowledge, but we mostly use it for looking at funny captioned pictures, the same pictures over and over just with different captions.

It’s called a phone but no one ever uses it as one.

There’s an Android app called “minireview” which has tons of reviews of games on Google Play and helps filter out the garbage.

Sorry, I should have mentioned that. Yes, I am, Professional Edition.

There is a way to get genuine help from a Linux forum.

Say “Fuck this, I’m going back to Windows”.

I work remotely, and we’re hardly ever on camera. I can be naked if I want.

I usually wear a tshirt and drawstring lounge shorts, no underwear.