Hurray! Liquid death on draft right at home!

Cooking. Took a tray out of the oven and put in on the top. Turned to grab a spatula and caught the edge of the tray with the loose end of the oven glove.

As it slid off the top my dumb ass quickly grabbed for it with my ungloved hand, missed, and just pressed the searing hot tray into my stomach and thighs.

Two pies on the floor, that while I was whimpering in the cold shower upstairs, the dog ate.

Elon Musk should jam soup cans up his ass till they come out his mouth.

✅ Yes 99%

⏹️ No 1%

True story, a co-worker once brought a half eaten bag of Doritos and an apple pie his mum had made for him. Then he spent the whole thing trying to stop us from eating the pie.

Rod of animal control: it only works on dogs and it only makes them follow you and perform basic actions like sit and give paw.

On closer inspection it’s just a chew treat

It will be eaten if the dog gets a hold of it

Imagine talking about great RPG companions and not mentioning Knights of the Old Republic

Look right, those advertisers paid good money for people in your demographic to receive those ads. Who are you selfishly block all thier hard work with your “preferences”. Geez, the entitlement of some people.

/s, just in case

That just half year profit for Yorkshire water alone.

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

And people still think the Tories aren’t full of empty promises and enrichment of business friends with public money.

Next up: How you can protect your Anderson Shelter from unprepared neighbours stealing your tomato soup.

How would star wars even work in a total war game?

I can see the hero characters like jedi and such fit with how they work in the WarHammer games. Things like tanks and walkers filling the space of single and low unit count monster troops.

But would regular troopers be standing in lines of 50? I suppose it’s not a stretch of the imagination to think they could make smaller infantry units, but I have always associated the total war games with dragging out the lines of my spears and flanking cavalry rather than flicking small teams of shooters into cover positions

I held off because I’ve been stung by early access before. A decent EA buy?

But between this and the new KC:D I might be on a medieval theme for a while

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.

The real issue for governments is that it takes longer than one election cycle for them to be built.

They are worried that they might spend all that money and then not be in power to reap the political benefit.

Here’s my conspiracy theory:

Sunak ordered this.

Now any time a clip of him saying something shitty comes out they can claim it’s another fake. Before anyone has the opportunity to refute that, we have been moved on to the next thing. These ads got put out and made intentionally obvious so they would be found out easily. No real scammer is making 140 different adverts on just Facebook. They make one and get it on as many sites and ad networks as possible before anyone catches on and shuts it down. The more places it exists, the longer it takes to be removed from the internet.