Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She’s a keeper!
We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn’t have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I’m not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.
Don’t we all wipe our ass with our blankets?
Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
I had an ex that wanted to take a break for a bit because they wanted to “give me up” for Lent. They said I was the most important thing to them at the time, so it was kind of sweet and romantic…but definitely strange as well.
Sounds like she wanted to taste test some other options?
I can see why you would think that, but that wasn’t the case. It was genuinely about giving up something meaningful for Lent, strange as it was.
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
ooh boy
Yep it’s about as fun as it sounds
