To me, the first should be ants, they’re practically everywhere and there’s a lot of them

  • holgersson
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    12 years ago

    Either, ants would destroy us, or theyd be glued to social media and started infighting for completely arbitrary reasons

  • @dragnucs@lemmy.ml
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    12 years ago

    Ants can make us their slaves if we do not cooperate. They have the largest colonies and are the most organized. However, they have clans and problems just like humans now.

  • LostCause
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    12 years ago

    Mosquitoes. If they were organised and had a goal, they could destroy humans. Imagine if they all line up to suck from someone with loads of diseases to get some viral load and then go and seek out people in positions of power to infect.

  • Uninsured
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    12 years ago

    Honestly, I’m going to go with spiders. I love spiders, and the fact that I can have an army of Hobos, Fiddlebacks (Brown Recluse), Redbacks, Mouse, and Funnelwebs, that people are already naturally are terrified of but also regularly prey on other insects? Yes please! Plus, it would mean all the jumpers would be my buddies! Precious little fluffy babies<3

    A close second is wasps, but that’s only because wasps species make up 1/3 of all insect species out there.

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    02 years ago

    In the UK we call them daddy long legs, I don’t know what they would be called in the US - though I think it might be horseflies(?). Anyway I was told at School that IF they could break human skin, they would be deadly to us - but they haven’t evolved that ability - yet. So I think they would be who I would befriend first - just in case.

    Edit: crane flies

      • asjmcguire
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        12 years ago

        Why is everything we get taught as children utter rubbish? Just like the eating spiders in your sleep rubbish too. Sigh. Thanks for resolving a 30 year anxiety though 😂

    • @Strae@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Are you talking about the things that look like big spiders? We call those daddy long legs as well. Horseflies are literal flies that bite.