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minus-squareIron Lynxlinkfedilink23•10 months agoNGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•edit-210 months agoAlternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie. “YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink7•10 months agoOr a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•10 months agoWhat would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
minus-squareivanafteralllinkfedilink2•10 months agoSeems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•10 months agoI assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.
NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
“YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK”
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. “It’s The Orphanizer, From Ronco!”
What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they’ve been orphans all along?
Seems like it’d be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
I assumed it’s something parents buy for their children.