@Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-square64fedilinkarrow-up137arrow-down129file-text
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?@Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square64fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@rustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink78•1 year agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.