Jesus to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-square67fedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down16
arrow-up1165arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square67fedilink
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish14•1 year agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-square@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink8•1 year agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-square@Omega_Haxors@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoVegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.