• Barabas [he/him]
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    52 years ago

    Crassus invented the fire brigade and his head became a stage prop for the Parthians.

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      112 years ago

      Crassus invented the fire brigade

      Didn’t he routinely order his brigade to do nothing until he managed to acquire the burning property (at increasingly decreased cost as the fire raged) from its owner ?

      • Barabas [he/him]
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        102 years ago

        Yes, that too. He also was one of the most prominent slave traders of the time and put down the Spartacus revolt.

        Trying to find the silver lining here.