• Horse {they/them}
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    026 days ago

    LOL
    an actual war with Russia, or any nuclear power, will last all of a day and leave most of humanity dead
    i’m gonna buy myself a big knife to protect myself from a tank battalion

    • Echo Dot
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      626 days ago

      Don’t worry they’ll probably give the contract to a company that up until now there’s only ever manufactured shopping trolleys. That’s usually the play.

      If they ever are delivered it’ll be sometime around 2099 just in time for all the oceans to dry up.