@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-square278fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up1115arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effect@Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square278fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@lazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoYou constantly forget to wash your hands.
minus-squareRiskablelinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoYour mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
minus-square@CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoHah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
minus-squareplanetaryprotectionlinkfedilink2•1 year agoMy new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
minus-square@ccunix@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoImpossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
minus-square@floofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoWill calls the police and you are arrested.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
Only when orgasming
this just makes it even better
Can’t make custard without 'ard!
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Will calls the police and you are arrested.