TheOrcWhoWrites to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-22 months agoThe unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.message-square26fedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareThe unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.TheOrcWhoWrites to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-22 months agomessage-square26fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@blackstratAlink3•2 months agoUp there with your retirement planning being to win the lottery.
minus-squareTheOrcWhoWritesOPlinkfedilinkEnglish1•edit-22 months agoMe to my wife "Hey, Hun, you think you have triplets in the cards. I want a Ferrari when I retire. "
Up there with your retirement planning being to win the lottery.
Me to my wife "Hey, Hun, you think you have triplets in the cards. I want a Ferrari when I retire. "