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  • Hossenfeffer
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    3610 days ago

    You think they’d listen to a random brown dude who couldn’t speak English?

    • @GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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      810 days ago

      If there’s a jesus with powers in the first place, he could do the holy spirit thing that happened after his death where the apostles proselytized by speaking in languages they (previously) couldn’t to people who couldn’t understand the native tongue.

      • @pandapoo@sh.itjust.works
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        018 hours ago

        Yeah, no way the majority of Christians would instead opt to form schismatic sects, or simply adopt church doctrine decrying the false prophet of Brown Jesus.

      • @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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        10 days ago

        I genuinely doubt it. And if he was proven to be truly Jesus and kept saying that then US Christians would either say “He doesn’t understand the modern world” or reject him for some other contrived reason (i.e. he was corrupted by modernity, the machine caused him to lose his connection to God, etc…)

        Christians are full of hate because they love hate.