• @xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    Everytime I walk into the room she grabs the nearest stranger and starts making out with them. My buddy said it’s because she can’t even bear to have a conversation with me but I’m pretty sure it’s just because the sight of me turns her on that much.

    • CarrotsHaveEars
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      101 month ago

      Time to top-up your EQ, mate.

      “Every time I walk into a room she gets so turned on and grabs the nearest stranger and starts making out with them.”