Soulifix to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 months agoYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?message-square18fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareYou have the power of the Force, but you're only able to use it for impractical uses, What are they?Soulifix to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • 2 months agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
I would control tons of permanent markers and doodle dick drawings on multiple people’s faces simultaneously.
minus-square@anonymouse2@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink8•2 months agoBoss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.” Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”
Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”
Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”