When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.

  • z3rOR0ne
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    403 months ago

    That a blowjob involved the act of physically blowing air on the penis. When I found out it actually involved sucking, I was like, “Oooh…yeah that sounds much more pleasurable.”

    • @suodrazah@lemmy.world
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      173 months ago

      I was so confused, I couldn’t imagine why people would enjoy that more than a “suckjob” or “headjob”. Turns out people just say whatever they want and it can mean anything.

    • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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      63 months ago

      In my language the expression is “jemandem einen blasen” (to blow one to someone) and I remember reading a long time ago about a story where a teenage girl (?) actually injured her boyfriend when she blew into the penis. Seems not to be a very good idea.

      • WIZARD POPE💫
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        3 months ago

        In our language it’s to ‘pull’ someone ot better “jemandem einen ziehen” as we are civilised and have grammatical cases such as dative. So I hope nobody got it confused and ripped of someone’s penis.