ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoLemmings, of Lemmy, Have you ever mudered anyone?message-square104fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down130file-text
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareLemmings, of Lemmy, Have you ever mudered anyone?ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agomessage-square104fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@01011@monero.townlinkfedilink11•4 months agoNo Mr Officer. I have never commited a felony.
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOPlinkfedilinkEnglish16•4 months agoWelp, you missed your chance at becoming president. You’re free to go.
minus-square@Agent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•4 months agoFree to go straight to jail for being a woke lib, haha gottem!
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOPlinkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoFree to go face first in the pavement
No Mr Officer.
I have never commited a felony.
Welp, you missed your chance at becoming president. You’re free to go.
Free to go straight to jail for being a woke lib, haha gottem!
Free to go face first in the pavement
“STOP RESISTING!”
bones crunching