• queermunist she/her
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    496 months ago

    I want to be played by a dog

    My life isn’t very interesting, but it’d really spice things up if they had a dog try to do it.

    • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      6 months ago

      You spent the first few years of your life, catching tail and sniffing butt, winning through life on loveable personality alone, and becoming a loyal and devoted partner, spending your sunset years curled up on a nice seat, watching the kids do their thing and getting occasional head pats from strangers for a life well lived and job well done.