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minus-squareNegativeNulllinkfedilink48•4 months agoWait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :) https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
minus-square@evatronic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish25•4 months agoMy principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions. I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
minus-square@PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•4 months agoSounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!
Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)
https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56
My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.
I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”
Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!