I can’t do either of those. I chose Option C, a hospital visit.

“Looks like <Terraria> & <Palworld> are throwing a party!”

Wishlisted it after seeing one of your previous posts. Best of luck!

Cool the engines, bro

It’s a long shot, though.

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

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Yup, that’s the one!

Oh absolutely, no one will sit through an actual movie that long. A series of some would be the way to go for sure.

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

Call me crazy, but I want a 14 hour epic of The Silmarillion…one movie, not a trilogy plz.

Absorption method:

• open textbook

• place forehead on paper

• fall asleep

• absorb information while unconscious

World’s happiest hand, just discovered!

Shrimp.

A friend pointed out to me that shrimp are basically the cockroaches of the sea. They just float around and eat fish poop all day. So gross and I can’t even.

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

Hey guys, I’m developing a quintiple A game! It’s real because I just said so! Also the price point for AAAAA games will be $145 cause that’s how awesome it will make you feel.

p.s. - planned DLC releases during early access for only $99, what a bargain!

You already have a bunch of suggestions, here are a few more of my favorite sci-fi names/characters that I didn’t see…

Hari / Salvor (both from Asimov’s Foundation series) Rico (from Heinlein’s Starship Troopers) Leto / Duncan (both from Herbert’s Dune) Ender (from Card’s Ender’s Game series) Filip (from Corey’s The Expanse series)

Honorable mentions Fry (Futurama) Jar-Jar (Binks)

Fudge